John sighed at Jinto's rapid-fire questions. Upon seeing the decorations being put up, the Athosian children had asked what they were for. John had taken it upon himself to tell them about Christmas which, of course, had led to him telling them about Santa Claus.
Season: 1
Categories: Challenge, Flashfic, Fluff, Holiday, Humor
Rating: G
John had barely moved ten feet from his cell when he doubled over and groaned softly, clutching his stomach at the sudden, intense pain. He swore to himself that, if he ever got his hands on the rotten, vertically challenged son-of-a-bitch who'd poisoned him, he'd kill the bastard.
Season: 2 or later
Categories: Challenge, Drama, Friendship, Whump
Rating: PG
Christmas of the Heart
John tells Teyla a little about the story of Christmas.
Season: 2
Categories: Challenge, Friendship, Holiday
Rating: G
"Yes, yes, yes!" Sheppard was bouncing off the walls. "Come on, it's so cool. I just have to try it out. Pleeeeeease," he begged.
Season: 2 or later
Categories: Challenge, Friendship
Rating: G
"Really, Sheppard, enough with the "egg" words," Rodney said with a groan.
Season: Any
Categories: Challenge, Friendship, Holiday, Humor
Rating: G
"Great, just great. I'm facing impending doom and Colonel Smart Ass here is quoting Shakespeare!"
Season: 2 or later
Categories: Challenge, Drabble, Friendship, Humor
Rating: G
"You know," Rodney began, "Einstein says, 'The definition of stupidity is asking the same thing over and over again and expecting a different answer'."
Season: 4
Categories: Angst, Challenge, Drama, Friendship, Kidfic
Rating: PG
CONTENT WARNINGS: Minor Language
"Huh?" John looked at Ford quizzically. He must have missed something.
Season: Any
Categories: Ficlet, Humor with a little Shep whump for good measure
Rating: G
Out On a Ledge
The look on Rodney's face was priceless and John had all he could do not to bust out laughing. Looking past his friend, he saw that Teyla and Ronon were also trying hard not to laugh.
Season: 2 or later
Categories: Challenge, Friendship
Rating: PG
CONTENT WARNINGS: Minor Language
"What's the matter, Rodney?" He asked with mock concern. He played the innocent act very well. "I heard you yelling clear down the hall."
Sequel Info: Payback Is a Bitch
Season: 3
Categories: Challenge, Flashfic, Friendship, Humor, Whump
Rating: PG
CONTENT WARNINGS: Minor Language
He moved with stealth as he stalked his prey. This was an offense that couldn't be forgiven.
Season: Any
Categories: Drabble, Humor
Rating: G
A routine mission to explore an Ancient research facility turns up much more than the team expected.
Categories: Angst, Friendship, Whump
Rating: PG-13
CONTENT WARNINGS: Language, violence.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13
Part 14 When Life Gives You Lemons . . . Make Gernades!
Much to Rodney's dismay, John has found a new use for lemons.
Season: 2 or later
Categories: Drabble, Humor
Rating: G