12 Days of Christmas Complete A twelve part series of Christmas drabbles written for the stargatedrabbles list's December 12th "12 Days of Christmas Challenge". There is a different challenge for each day. All challenges will be listed after the last challenge. Categories: Challenge, Flashfic, Fluff, Holiday, Humor Rating: G Day 1 - Trimming the Tree "Sir, haven't you sung that song enough today?" Day 2 - No Way! There was NOT a Christmas Elf in his basement. Day 3 - A Reminder of a Christmas Past Jack finds a long forgotten gift in his basement. Day 4 - Hanging . . . Christmas Stockings? "Uhhh, Teal'c," Jack began as he cocked his head and starred at his fireplace. Day 5 - Tattle Tail "Daniel, you are definitely getting a big lump of coal in your stocking!" Day 6 - What Gifts? "Daniel! There're only three days left until Christmas." Day 7 - Santa's SGC Reindeer After Daniel's departure, he'd suggested comparing people on the base to Santa's reindeer. Day 8 - Worst Gift EVER "Why would someone give you a rock, O'Neill?" Day 9 - The Ice Rink Christmas Party "Uhhh, Jack, why are we having the SGC Christmas party here?" Day 10 - But It's Cold Outside! "Nope. You broke it, you fix it." Day 11 - I'll Be Home For Christmas "O'Neill promised he would be home for Christmas. He will not break his promise." Day 12 - The Gift "You may rewrite one event in your friend's life, but it will only be true while they sleep. However, when they wake tomorrow morning, they will feel more happy and whole than they have ever felt before. This is my gift to you." 12 Days of Christmas: The Challenges Here is the by day breakdown of the "12 Days of Christmas" challenge that were issued. |
Alien Education Work in Progress A series of drabbles in which the rest of SG1 tries to teach Teal'c about catch phrases, expressions, and American pop culture. While this is a WIP, each part can be read as a stand alone story and can be read in any order. Categories: Drabble, Humor Rating: G Season: Most take place any time after Carter makes Major, some are before that. You can tell by how Teal'c refers to her. Finger Licking Good "Mmmm, finger licking good." Jack smiled as he dropped the chicken bone onto his plate. Season: 1 before Cold Lazarus Road Kill "These . . . possum's . . . are a species of 'road kill'?" A Pinch "What the hell'd you do that for, Teal'c?" Catch a Tiger "That method seems most ineffectual." Groundhog’s Day "It's just a superstition, T." Lucky For Who? "Do all Tauri believe in torturing animals to obtain their body parts?" Pumpkin Light Jack tries to explain Halloween to Teal'c. Frosty the Snowman "Do all Tauri believe it is entertaining to deceive their children?" There's a Word for That? Jack tries to explain the meaning of the word doohickey to Teal'c. Chick Flick "It's a chick flick", T!" You Want WHAT? "You want WHAT?" Jack's hand flew to his face as coffee spewed from his nose. A Pinch and a Punch Teal'c swiftly walk over to him and pinched Jack's arm. Hard. Explaining Valentine's Day "And people truly believe they will find love after being shot in the rear end by a fat, naked human infant with wings and a weapon." Resurrections, Giant Bunnies, and Colored Eggs Leaning back in his chair, Jack smirked. This was going to take a while. Dog Hotdogs? Jack attempts to explain to Teal'c that hot dogs aren't really made from dogs. A Penny For Your Thoughts "Major Carter's thoughts, are they not worth more than a penny?" |
Bed Time Complete A series of drabbles about Jack putting Charlie to bed. Each story takes place at a different time in Charlie's life. All stories are written for the January 5th Jackfic drabble word 'bed'. Each part can be read as a stand alone story and can be read in any order. Pairing: Jack/Sara Season: Pre-series Categories: Drabble, Fluff Rating: G Meeting Charlie Jack meets his son for the first time. 1st Birthday Jack learns why you should never give a child sugar right before bedtime. Not a Baby Anymore "NO!" Two year-old Charlie bellowed. "No seep in baby bed." Bed Time Struggle "Okay, time to change tactics." He walked down the hall to Charlie's room. Just One More Jack signed in resignation. The boy definitely got that face from his mother. A Rough Day It had been a particularly rough day. Five More Minutes Charlie tries to get Jack to let him stay up a little longer. Sick The fever had come out of nowhere, hitting Charlie fast and hard. No Fair! "Not one more word, Charlie O'Neill." Game Night Knowing she was no match for a double dose of "the O'Neill pout", Sara relented. Sleep Time Watching his son sleep was something Jack never tired of. Star Light, Star Bright. . . . I remember listening to Charlie whisper that as I came in to say goodnight to him. Categories: Drabble, Tragedy |
Carter's Cooking Work in Progress A series of drabbles in which my muse has decided to be very mean to Carter, unmercifully picking on her cooking. While this is a WIP, each part can be read as a stand alone story and can be read in any order. Season: Many take place in the early seasons, but later ones tend to be after 3. Categories: Drabble/Ficlet, Humor Rating: G Chocolate Chip . . . Cookies? "What! I thought there was a fire." Daniel said defensively. Ewww! Next time I tell you not to eat Carters cooking youll listen wont you? Are You Sure It's A Sponge Cake? "Carter, you do know that you don't actually put a sponge in the cake, right?" Chocolate Cake Geez, Sam, you can build a naquadah generator but you cant operate a simple mixer? It's Meatloaf! Jack poked at his. It would make a good puck. Sweet Potatoes Sam, sweet potatoes arent supposed to be that color. You Call That Cake? Didnt we agree you werent going to cook anymore? Chicken Soup "Only she could screw up soup from a can." Jack muttered. A Hunka, Hunka Burning . . . Something? Sam's cooking . . . again. Diesel Fuel Teal'c sniffed his cup suspiciously. "Coffee should not be thick." Incoming! "Carter! You know I don't like it when you start a sentence like that. Especially in my kitchen!" Blue... Jell-o? “For crying out loud, Carter, how could you screw up Jell-o? All you do is add water!” Sewage "I mean really, it looks, and smells, like she scraped it out of the sewer." Frozen Fish "I do believe this particular type of fish is meant to be cooked throughly." Tater Tots "Carter, they're still as cold as ice!" Spicey "Christ, Carter! They're MREs. How could you possibly screw up an MRE? They're heat 'n eat." Cardboard Cookies "Oh come on, Daniel, it can't be that bad." Sam groused. "I didn't even burn them this time and I followed the recipe. Sorta." The Stuff "Kinda looks like the stuff from that old movie "The Stuff". Carter Gets a Cookbook "I bought a cookbook." Carter said, grinning broadly. Climbing Out Of the Abyss Complete Jack, with the help of his teammates and friends, deals with the effects of withdrawal from the sarcophagus. Season: 6 Categories: Angst, Drama, Episode Tag, Friendship, PoV, Whump Rating: PG 13 Just the Beginning Jack begins to feel the effects of withdrawal from the sarcophagus. Spoilers: Abyss, small one for Need CONTENT WARNINGS: Language. A Long, Hard Road If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch, Ba'al, I'll kill him. Slowly and in the most painful manner possible. Spoilers: Meridian, Abyss CONTENT WARNINGS: Mild language. A Warrior's Heart He has a fighting spirit. More than that, he has a warrior's heart. Spoilers: Children Of the Gods, Abyss It's Not Your Fault She breaks the silence first and startles me again. "It isn't your fault, Sam." Spoilers: Abyss, small one for Need CONTENT WARNINGS: Language. Job Satisfaction Without warning, the colonel's eyes fly open. His arms and legs fly out so he's in a spread eagle position then he begins to scream. Spoilers: Abyss An Unexpected Visitor Damn Ba'al for hurting Jack so bad he'd actually beg for death. Mister "There's always a way." Spoilers: Abyss, Need CONTENT WARNINGS: A few bad words The Burden of Command They say "what ever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger". Spoilers: Small ones for Children of the Gods, Abyss CONTENT WARNINGS: Mild language "Soul Mates" He's screaming again. God, I hate it when he screams. Spoilers: Abyss The Kinsey Report Despite all the evidence of his incompetence and recklessness, he's got everyone from the President to the Air Force Chief of Staff to most of the Joint Chiefs singing his praises. Spoilers: Small ones for to many episodes to list. CONTENT WARNINGS: Very minor for language. MacKenzie - Straight-up I don't take O'Neill's attitude towards me or my profession personally. I've seen his records concerning the psychiatric care he's had in the past and I can't say I blame him. Some of those men shouldn't be allowed to council a telephone poll never mind a solider. Spoilers: Legacy, Abyss CONTENT WARNINGS: Very minor for language. Finding His Place The irony of it is not lost on me. I'm sure it won't be lost on Colonel O'Neill either. Spoilers: Abyss Baby Steps I'd like to say that the worst is behind me now and everything will be back to normal in no time. That's what I'd like to say, but I can't. I know better. Spoilers: Abyss CONTENT WARNINGS: Language, Jack's potty mouth is back. The Measure of a Man To Jack O'Neill words like honor, duty, and loyalty are much more than just words, guidelines, or notions. Spoilers: Abyss That's What Friends Are For It's weird really, I can feel myself kinda zoning out, being pulled into a past I'd really rather forget, but I can't shake out of it. Spoilers: Abyss CONTENT WARNINGS: Mild Language. Bringing Down His Barriers The road to recovery is never a smooth one. It's filled with twists and turns, triumphs and setbacks. When Jack hits a snag in his recovery, can Cassie help him through it? Spoilers: Abyss End It's been a long and difficult climb out of the abyss Ba'al's treatment lead me too, but I did it with the help of my friends and family. I'm home now, where I belong. Spoilers: Minor ones for Solitudes, Meridian & Abyss CONTENT WARNINGS: Minor Language |
First . . .WIP A series of stories about Charlie O'Neill's "firsts".While this is a WIP, each part can be read as a stand alone story and can be read in any order. All stories are listed in chronological not the order in which they were written. Pairings: Jack/Sara Season: Pre-Series Categories: Challenge, Fluff, Humor, Series Rating: G Word Jack tries to get Charlie to say his first word. The result isn't quite what Jack had in mind! Haircut Sara would be royally ticked, but she'd get over it. Really, it was time, Jack decided. The kid had more hair than half of the girls in his daycare class! |
Into the Abyss Complete A series of drabbles/ficlets based on scences from the season 6 episode 'Abyss', with a few "extra" scenes. Season: 6 Spoilers: Abyss for all, each fic will show spoilers if there are any for other episodes. Categories: (varies by fic, but most include) Angst, Drama, Ficlet, POV, Missing Scene, Torture Jack Jacks thoughts on Kanan's actions. Companion peice to Kanan Rating: G Abysmal For crying out loud! Does the word photosensitive mean anything to you people? Rating: G Out of the Frying Pan . . . Dang. This guy should have his picture in the dictionary under creepy. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Torture Another Plain of Existence "I can't believe I actually let them put a snake in my head. My head! I agreed to this!" Spoilers: Spoilers: minor for Meridian Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Some bad words Not a Snowball's Chance Daniel tries to convince Jack to ascend. CONTENT WARNINGS: Be warned, thare be bad words in this fic. Second Verse, Same As the First It's ridiculous what pops into your head when you're about to be tortured. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Torture, nothing graphic. An Endless Cycle Yet another question. Another wiseass remark, yet another flying knife. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Torture, a bad word or two. . . . And Into the Fire Acid? Burns like it. Must be. Can't be fire, no flames. Guess he got tired of the knives. I definitely didn't see this coming. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Minor Lanquage, Torture Philosophical Crap Nominee: JackFic Awards 2006 - Best Jack Vignette "The hardest part of being who or what I am is having the power to change the things I want to change and knowing that I can't." Spoilers: Meridian Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Minor Lanquage If Wishes Were Fishes It's funny really, the thoughts that pop into your head when you're dying. Season: 6 Spoilers: Minor ones for my fic 'He's Not My Dad' though you don't have to read that to understand this. CONTENT WARNINGS: Strong Lanquage, Torture Going Looney Tunes Nominee: JackFic Awards 2006 - Best Jack H/C I must be loosing it; I'm quoting a damn cartoon rabbit. I didn't actually mean to say that out loud. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Torture, Language Just For Fun A few minutes later the pain has started to subside but I'm still gasping for breath and my muscles spasm. Slowly, my breathing returns to normal and the spasms stop. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Violence The Art of Torture I'll bet the arrogant bastard's waiting for me with his 'tremble before your god' superiority complex. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Torture A Losing Battle I'm running out of fight. The sarcophagus is killing me just as surely as Baal keeps killing my body. Rating: CONTENT WARNINGS: Torture, Language Losing Faith When they said promises were made to be broken, I don't think this is quite what they had in mind. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: A few bad words Never Ending Hell I don't care enough to antagonize him anymore. I ran out of blatant sarcasm a while ago. Rating: PG The Last Straw Ya know. Screw it. I'm not saying a damn word any more. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Strong Language, Torture A Fighting Chance Yeah, figured that out all on my own. There are rare occasions when I do actually use my head for more than just a hat rack. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: Language The Great Escape I make my way cautiously down the hall. Anxious as I am to get the hell out of here, I really don't want to run into a contingent of Jaffa. Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: A few bad words Home Again, Home Again, Jigity Jig Oh crap! Tell me that escape wasn't just a hallucination Rating: PG CONTENT WARNINGS: A few bad words |
The Littlest Colonel WIP A simple ritual has an unforeseen side effect on Colonel O'Neill. A series of stories about the team dealing with an unaware three year-old Jack. Look out SG-1! Season: Early (Right after Sam makes Major) Rating: PG Categories: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Kidfic A Simple Ritual SG-1 participates in a simple ritual, with some . . . interesting side effect for Colonel O'Neill. A Day at the Zoo The recently downsized Jack keeps Teal'c on his toes. Lessons in Life It's Sam's turn to baby sit mini-Jack. Lessons Learned  Sam's day with little Jack has just begun, will she survive with her sanity intact? Once Upon a Winter's Day Daniel learns that even when Jack isn't really himself, he kinda is. |
The Natives Complete Another planet, another case of mistaken identity. Season: 7 Rating: G Categories: Drabble (1st 2), Ficlet (last 2) Native Frenzy The natives were approaching in a frenzy, waving spears over their heads. Calming The Natives Jack stepped forward, weapon pointed down. "He doesn't serve them anymore." Convincing The Natives Jack looked at Daniel and whispered, "Do your thing." Native Friends "Thank you." Jack smiled at the woman. "Well be back soon." New Beginnings Work in Progress Every ending leads to a new beginning. The Reunion Sara learns about the Stargate program. Season: 1 Spoilers: The Stargate movie, Cold Lazarus Categories: Drama, Missing Scene, POV Rating: G Moving On Jack returns from the 'Paradise' planet and has a little talk with Dr. Lee and a little longer talk with Sam. Season: 6 Spoilers: Abyss, Paradise Lost Categories: Friendship, Drama, Missing Scene/Episode Tag, POV Rating: G Reminising After an argument, Jack and Sara reminisce on how they met. Season: 6 Categories: Angst, Drama, PoV, Series Rating: PG Welcome Home A gathering at Jack's house gives old friends a chance to get reacquainted. Season: 7 Spoilers: Homecoming Categories: Friendship Pairings: Jack/Sara Rating: G |
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